アメリカのブログ記事
ワサビーと叫ぶ野球の観客/ Baseball fans shouting "Wasabi-!"
ネルネルが好きな22歳?/ A 22-years old girl who loves Neru-neru?
コーヒー飲んだの忘れてた / I forgot I drank ice coffee at night
鹿がたずねてきた?/ It was a deer
お釈迦さまって誕生日があるの?/ Did Buddha really have a birthday?
あなたの一部じゃないと思うけど / I believe it is not a part of you
おちがないといけない我が家 / The family that need punchline of laughter
他人のふりして逃げてく息子 / My son escaping and pretending as no one related
寝坊して飛行機に乗り遅れた娘 / Slept in and missed the flight
げ、同じ足の形?/ Geh, the same foot structure?
ベイビーヨーダにクラッシュ / I fell in love with Baby Yoda
家にUnhappyな感情を持ち帰るな?/ Don't bring the unhappy feeling to home?
蛇行運転して失敗した話 / My mistake with strange driving
プレミア会員に見えない私 / I don't look like a premier member
水につかった会議? / I was going to down in a business meeting
だれに比べてシャイ? / Are you shy? Compared to who?
ルンバに名前? / Name of Rumba?
ぬいぐるみに皮疹という名前をつけた娘 / My daughter named her staffed toy "rash"
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幹部に辞表を出した旦那の同僚 / My husband's colleagues who submitted a resignation letter
ルンバを閉じ込めた私 / I locked rumba out of the room
可愛くない家族 / Not sweet family
これ以上メール送ってくるな! / Don't send me any more emails!
袖に心臓をまとってる? / What is "you wear your heart on your sleeve"?
Crapって何? / What is a crap?
藤井くんラブな旦那 / My husband loves Fujii-kun
定期検査なのに人多すぎない?/ Too many staff just for routine exams?
0.1秒早く話すテクニック / Technique to start talking 0.5 sec earlier
骨の医者? / Bone doctor?
頭脳が自転車操業状態?/ His brain is like operated by a bike?
職業がバレた / She found my occupation
つい旅行に薄着を持って行く私 / Stupid of me to bring light clothes to trips
ばびぶべぼで答えてくる娘 / My daughter answering with babibubebo
Pardon?に Pardon?って返された / He replied "pardon?" to "pardon?"
まだアメリカ社会がわかってない / You still don't understand American culture
25日過ぎてからのツリー / Christmas tree after Dec 25th
猛獣にあたる確率の高い私?/ High possibility to have monster bosses?
セルフィーだし / My nephew was taking a selfie
お気楽な結婚生活 / Easy marriage life
いつまでたっても休めない私 / I'm continuing to work...
サンクスギビングにハッピーバースデイ? \ Happy Birthday on Thanksgiving?
くすっ 2013年に逆戻り? / Ha, you are going back to 2013?
洗濯ものをかたつけないうちの旦那 / My husband who never organize his laundry and washed outfits
人間より荷物の方が高い? / Is a baggage more expensive than a human?
ハニーって誰にでも言うんだ / Oh she says 'Honey' to anyone
私が替え玉? / Am I Kaedama?
どこに向かってるの? / Where are we going to?
「パンダ」にしか聞こえない / I only can hear "Panda"
給料入らないのに気づかない社員 / Staff who didn't realize his didn't get paid
簡単に人生計画を変えた旦那 / My husband who easily changed his life plan
トイレで写真? / Is the pic in the bathroom?
ラップトップが口開けてた / My laptop opened his mouth
聞いてないようで聞いている?/ He listens to us though he doesn't look like so
家出が10秒で見つかった / My daughter found me in 10 sec when I pretended to run away from home
コントロール不能な事を扱う方法 / How to manage something we cannot control
間違えてビール持ってきちゃった / I brought beer by mistakes
私の英語じゃなくてAlexaがすごい / Not my English, but Alexa
チップの計算間違えた / I miscalculated the tip
震えて怒る人たち / Colleagues who get agitated and get upset with me
コバンザメって英語で言うと可愛い / Kobanzame in English sounds cute
ケチが遺伝子に組み込まれている / Saving habits in the gene?
言っていることが違う! / You are not consistent!
専門は外交なんだ / My specialty is diplomacy
大きいってどっちに? / Which direction?
Do I know you?を3回言われた / He said "do I know you?" three times
私が怒った時に起こる事 / When I get angry
電子レンジ爆発?/ Microwave explosion?
ドーナツかと思ったらベーグルだった / It was Bagel not a dounuts
赤ちゃんが呼応してる / Babies reacting each other
手がべたべたになったディナー / Dinner that made our hands sticky
ハンバーガー式日やけ止めの付け方 / How to pus sunscreen like hamburger
手をくるくるする同僚 / My colleague who spins his hands
金髪の相撲取り / Sumo wrestler with blond hair
みんな文句を言いに来てた / Many came to the lobby to complain
Have a nice day!を癖で言ってしまう / My daughter's habit of saying have a nice day
ママとは映画館行きたくない / We don't want to go to the movie theater with mom
ID忘れたー / Forgot my ID
1分で返事が戻って来た / A reply came back after just 1min
炭水化物はおしっこを黄色くする? / Carbohydrate makes your urine yellow?
ハチの巣ができてた枝垂れ桜 / Shidare Cherry Blossom with bee nest
シェークスピアってどんな人? / Who does Shakespeare look like?
写真撮ってあげながらイタズラ / Tricks in taking photos
おふくろの味がない / I don't have any particular food that reminds me of taste of mother's home cooking
しょぼいスーパーサイア人 / Such a weak Super Saiyan
今はキスを拒否されるママ / Mom who gets rejected by daughter
誰だっけ? / Who are you?
ママ、4つのマグロじゃないよ / Mom, it's not Four Tuna
顔を見せたがるおじさん達 / Guys who want to show their faces
こいつのせい? / It's his fault
Emailアカウントがブロックされた?/ Oops, my email account got blocked
TV出演を教えてくれなかった旦那 / My hubby who didn't tell me he was interviewed in a TV program
会議中に突然日本語を話された驚き / Surprised because my colleagues started speaking Japanese
メガネって知ってるの? / How did you know "Megane" is "Eyglasses"?
ママより上手い・下手? / It's better/worse than Mom's English
フランス語の議事録送るな / Don't send us meeting minutes in French
最初の英語が「私のー!」/ Her first word was "Mine!"
知らない人からのお知らせ?/ Notice from a stranger?
苗字?ファーストネーム?どっち / Last name? First name? Which is right?
おもてなしでトイレをつまらせた / I clogged the toilet with my hospitality
社長だと気づかなかった / I didn't realize he was the CEO
卵爆発事件 / Eggs burst
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